Friday, April 10, 2009

Ransom Note

EASTER BUNNY:
We have your friend, Peter. We will peacefully release him under the following conditions:
The following items will be left in the purple basket by the fireplace: Lindor Dark Truffles, Reece peanut butter eggs, Cadbury Orange Creme Eggs, Starbuck Gift Cards, and Multi Color Milkbones.
Refusing to comply or leaving cheap substitutes such as Peeps, Necco wafers, jelly beans, or Palmer chocolates will result in the gradual destuffing of your friend.

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