A Day in the Life of our Border Collie

"Hey, Lady. Let me tell you how this works. You throw the ball, I fetch the ball. You throw the ball, I fetch the ball. You throw the ball, I fetch the ball."

"Kind sir could you please help this workaholic dog by giving that little ball a toss?"

"Excuse me. Excuse me. You need to throw this thing."

"Nice flip flops. Throw the ball."